scottish:

when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
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kyssthis16:

cunt-lyfe:

Everything!

IN SPIRITTTTTTTTTTTTT *falls down*

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Timestamp: 1397794924

kyssthis16:

cunt-lyfe:

Everything!

IN SPIRITTTTTTTTTTTTT *falls down*

(Source: jackanthfern, via blackberryshawty)

difficulting:

clearly as a teenager i’m not mature enough to drink, smoke, drive or have sex but i am obviously prepared to decide on the career i want to be in for the rest of my life

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dirtylittledamsel:

before working out

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while working out

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after working out

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blackberryshawty:

blackcherhorowitz:

negropean:

blackcherhorowitz:

When did y’all get davey wavey nudes? I don’t think he’s cute at all I’m just saying

you don’t find him cute but you find dan savage cute?

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Davey wavey has never been cute at all sis like nah. Dan savage could get it and? His boo fine too

girl… sis… imma need for you to start loving yourself more. 

do better. be better.

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  • Trackname:

    Jesus
  • Artist:

    Lady Godwarrior
  • Album:

    Godpop

tkyle:

My new iPhone keyboard.

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Timestamp: 1397680287

tkyle:

My new iPhone keyboard.

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faemuses:

throh:

this is the #1 score on the leaderboards for flappy bird android and let me tell you why this is bullshit.

assuming that the pipes cross the screen at a rate of 2 every second (it’s probably slower than this; this is an estimation), this asshole would have had to play the game for 1,562,405,107,570 seconds. let me clarify: he played for one and a half trillion seconds.

this would give us about 26,040,085,126 (over 26 billion) minutes, or approximately 434,001,418.8 (434 million) hours. that gives us 18,083,392.45 days, or about 49,544 years. they want us to believe that cro-magnons hadnt even started slapping paint on walls when this motherfucker started playing flappy bird. bull. shit.

homie so mad he slapped a bro with math to tell him why he wrong

(Source: throh-moved, via slyfggt)

Timestamp: 1397680113

faemuses:

throh:

this is the #1 score on the leaderboards for flappy bird android and let me tell you why this is bullshit.

assuming that the pipes cross the screen at a rate of 2 every second (it’s probably slower than this; this is an estimation), this asshole would have had to play the game for 1,562,405,107,570 seconds. let me clarify: he played for one and a half trillion seconds.

this would give us about 26,040,085,126 (over 26 billion) minutes, or approximately 434,001,418.8 (434 million) hours. that gives us 18,083,392.45 days, or about 49,544 years. they want us to believe that cro-magnons hadnt even started slapping paint on walls when this motherfucker started playing flappy bird. bull. shit.

homie so mad he slapped a bro with math to tell him why he wrong

(Source: throh-moved, via slyfggt)

kushdrinker:

kushdrinker:

*trips and falls into ur huge gaping vagina*

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nxd-e:
Instead of a pronoun I'm going to refer to you as oxygen bc you give me LIFE xxxxxxxx 💕💕💕

houseofalexzander:

Omg, the whole library is shushing me because I am laughing so loud. 

I love you so much! Xoxoxo

-Elliott Alexzander

striders:

once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the hell

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